In a better mood today. Had pro-active weekend house hunting and found 2 new possibilities. Looking forward to a change of scene, preferably with a better soundtrack. Also had a great chat to Lisa. Miss her so much.
Stupid email banter with Emilio gypsy.
E: To be honest I don’t we really spoke at the client party.
Me: Yes we did. You told me about your dad and being part gypsy. But I was too hammered, and then I got on to that Eskimo.
E: Oh, it’s all coming back to me now.
Me: Yeah, you were shooting MDMA into your eye so I’m not surprised the night is a little hazy.
E: Hope I didn’t make a fool of myself regarding the whole MDMA thing. Its something I’ve only recently been getting into. I’m trying heroin next – what fun.
Me: Scag head. Me, I prefer injecting the ground up bones of endangered animals.
E: Phew. That’s pretty intense. You’d like this FIGHT CLUB quote – “I’d like to put a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn’t screw to save it’s own species”
Me: Wow. That’s so weird! I am going to have Panda steak for lunch!
E: Smothered in freshly clubbed baby seal juice? Enjoy. I’m having the supermodel lunch of cocaine, nicotine and coffee. I’m all out of one of the three though.
Me: Sainsburys sell all 3 in an easy to squeeze tube now.
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